There once was a poor golfer from the 'hood
who loved to choke down hard on his 7-wood
gave up clubs for his missus
used her neck and not kisses
they threw the book at him because they could
My husband thought it was a bit too subtle, his read as follows:
There once was a golfing lass,
with a smooth swing, and sweet round ass
she beat her guy by one stroke
which seriously offended the bloke
now she's six feet under grass.
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