Unfortunate Golf Rage Limerick

So this golf limerick was inspired by my husband's use of the second line with bad results. I couldn't resist:

There once was a poor golfer from the 'hood
who loved to choke down hard on his 7-wood
             gave up clubs for his missus
             used her neck and not kisses
                                                         they threw the book at him because they could

My husband thought it was a bit too subtle, his read as follows:

There once was a golfing lass,
with a smooth swing, and sweet round ass
          she beat her guy by one stroke
          which seriously offended the bloke
now she's six feet under grass.

If you would like to submit a golf limerick to this blog, send an email to Sheri@SheriFresonkeHarper.com with Golf Limerick in the subject along with your name, city and a request that I put it on my blog.

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