Here's a new Golf Limerick for the week:
Odds on the Shot
Pastor Joe offered odds that he'd par
and win every hole against his partner
but Noah's drive undersea
rose by nose of manatee
Joe said forget it Noah, I'm too poor.
I'm not the only one who has this illness, if you want to call it that. Golf Limerick Poems is a fun website where you can find golf-oriented limericks and poems, the most recent dedicated to the Master's Tournament. Isaac Asimov is also famous for his collections of limericks he wrote, find his collections at Amazon.
We did not golf in Limerick, either, but found our way to the nearby town of Adare where the local golf course, Adare Manor Golf Club contains ruins of a castle. This was a new hazard for me. Unfortunately, the lepercauns destroyed my camera with a plunge into a pool of water shortly after we played and I lost my picture of the golf course. The picture shown is one of the lovely cottages found downtown Adare, where there's a park and good food along with shopping in the cottages.